Your SmartBIZ Monthly Horoscopes

Taurus (April 20 to May 20)

“Life is about making an impact, not making an income.” –Kevin Kruse– Your lucky number is 9.  There’s many ways to make an impact this month.  Looking down and texting while walking down Broadway during lunch hour is one way to make an impact, but another way (which is a lot less embarrassing) is to greet everyone with a smile and a hello.  Help someone change a tire.  Make this month about positivity towards everyone.  The positivity will lead to success this month.

Gemini (May 21 to June 20)

“Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.” –Babe Ruth– Your lucky number is 22.  Sure, nobody likes to strike out.  The walk back to the dugout is not a good feeling.  But how you react to it the next time you get your opportunity is what really matters.  This month, you’ll be hitting grand slams like nobody’s watching.  Keep on swinging. 

Cancer (June 21 to July 22)

“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.” –John Lennon— Your lucky number is 2.  That night out you were craving last month didn’t work out.  That’s what happens when life pokes its nose in our business.  Remember, sometimes the best times are the nights you don’t plan so if it happens again this month, get some lemons and make some nice cold lemonade. Revenge on plans that didn’t work out is best served cold.

Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22)

If you’re offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask what seat! Just get on. –Sheryl Sandberg– Your lucky number is 11.  This month will be about adventures.  Don’t be afraid to ask about the pilot’s qualifications and what kinds of things you’ll need to pack on this trip in the rocket, but in the end jump at the opportunity to be a part of it.  The reward will outweigh any risk you take this month.

Virgo (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.”  –Mark Twain– Your lucky number is 13.  We all have those days where we remember the “Good Ol’ Days” and reminisce about simpler times.  Twenty years from today, this will be one of those times.  Make it a lasting memory.  Have that ice cream cone you’ve been eyeing up at the local shop this month.  It’ll be worth it!

Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)

“Fall seven times and stand up eight.” –Japanese Proverb– Your lucky number is 17. If this keeps happening you may want to get a new pair of shoes, or check if your contacts are in properly.  The important thing is that you keep getting up, and not letting the ground win.  You’re a fighter, and you hate to lose.  Luckily this month is all about winning for you so get ready to celebrate.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)

“There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” –Roger Staubach— Your lucky number is 8.  This month is all about going out of your way to make yourself happy.  The traffic jams may not be on the extra mile, but you’re bound to find a couple potholes along the way.  After all, the snow has just melted.  Just take it slow and move around them, nothing can stop you this month.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)

“It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.” –Confucius– Truer words have never been spoken.  Ok, maybe they have, but remember it’s a marathon not a sprint.  Stop at the refreshment station and take a break.  Have a piece of the cut up oranges, look around and enjoy the sights and sounds.  When you’re ready, get back in the race and finish what you started.  It’s about the journey, not the destination.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)

“Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.” –Dalai Lama  If you’ve ever ordered some unhealthy food and when you got home and looked in the bag and it was a nice healthy salad instead, that may feel like bad luck, but it’s actually really good luck.  The same can be said for your luck this month.  Some situations may not go according to plan, but in the end it was meant to happen, so enjoy whatever gets brought your way.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)

“Do what you can, where you are, with what you have.” –Teddy Roosevelt.  Sometimes you have to eat spaghetti with only a spoon.  It just happens that way.  But when you’re hungry enough, it’s really not that big of a deal and you always find a way to make it work.  The events you’ll face this month will have the same consequences.  An exciting opportunity will present itself this month.  Get hungry, pull out that spoon, and eat that opportunity for lunch.

Pisces (Feb. 19 to March 20)

“Change your thoughts and you change your world.” –Norman Vincent Peale. It literally all starts and finishes with you this month Pisces.  You may have been feeling down last month, but this month you will stop at the ambition station and fill your ambition tank back up to the full position.  With ambition prices really low right now, there’s no reason to let the tank go back to empty this month.  Success is in your grasp and you’ll find it this month.

Aries (March 21 to April 19)

“If the wind will not serve, take to the oars.” –Latin Proverb. This month you don’t have to rely on other things (the wind) because you’ve prepared yourself (the oars) for any situation that comes your way.  Throw a lure in the water and put your feet up while you’re out there.  When there’s no wind it gives you the chance to do your hair up nice and leave your worries at the door.  It’s about relaxing and enjoying the quiet time this month.

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